1. |
I Wanna Urinate
01:19
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Wouldn't it just be so great
If I could just urinate
I wanna urinate! 4x
I just drank a whole bottle of Arizona Tea
So I'm guessing you're not surprised that now I have to pee
I wanna urinate! 4x
I saw my girlfriend and she asked me for a kiss
I told her "not right now, cuz I have to take a piss"
I wanna urinate! 4x
Wouldn't it just be so great
If I could just defecate
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2. |
Don't Tell Me What To Do
01:23
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Don't, don't tell me what to do
Don't, don't tell me what to do
Don't, don't tell me what to do
Do not tell me what to do
Don't, don't tell me what to do
Don't, don't tell me what to do
Don't, don't tell me what to do
Do not tell me what to do
People always tell me the same old crap
Don't do this and just do that
I'm gonna do what I think is right
So stop trying to control my life
Don't, don't tell me what to do
Don't, don't tell me what to do
Don't, don't tell me what to do
Do not tell me what to do
I've made mistakes and so have you
So stop telling me what to do
Your advice I can appreciate
But bossing me around is what I hate
Don't, don't tell me what to do
Don't, don't tell me what to do
Don't, don't tell me what to do
Do not tell me what to do
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3. |
Chicago
02:02
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I wanna go to Chicago
Cuz there's a girl that I wanna know!
I'm gonna see her one of these days
Hop in a plane and fly away
Charm city's cool, but she's cooler
I think i want to marry her
I wanna go to Chicago
Cuz there's a girl that I wanna know!
I hope she's stalking me on Facebook
I hope she likes the way I look
From my chucks up to my hair
She lives so far away, but i do not care
I wanna go to Chicago
Cuz there's a girl that I wanna know!
Once again i cannot sleep
She's in my head and she's in there deep
Don't you think that it's insane
That i want to hop on the next plane
I wanna go to Chicago
Cuz there's a girl that I wanna know!
Once again i cannot sleep
She's in my head and she's in there deep
Don't you think that it's insane
That i want to hop on the next plane
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4. |
Treat Us This Way
03:01
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You want me to sell a bunch of presales
Because as a promoter you always fail
You want me to give you 150 bucks
To open for a band that everybody thinks sucks
It's not ok
To pay to play
It's not ok
To treat us this way
You call it a show, I call it a mess
I see what you're doing and I'm not impressed
You are slowly destroying our music scene
You're not for us, you're for the green
It's not ok
To pay to play
It's not ok
To treat us this way
If you think its about the music then you're wrong cuz its obviously not
It's about who your friends are and how many you got
It's just like high school, only the cool kids win
That's why the underground scene has to to refuse to give in
It's not ok
To pay to play
It's not ok
To treat us this way
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5. |
P.S. G.F.
01:22
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There's one thing I know for sure
I am very, very poor
I can't afford to take you out
But I could write a song about
You
And all the things that you do
And how I think you're pretty fly
And how I hate it when you say goodbye
There's one thing I know for sure
I am very, very poor
I can't afford to take you out
But I could write a song about
You, about you
I could write a song about
You, about you
I could write a song about you
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6. |
Sacktap
01:42
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I was skating at the park
Having fun til it got dark
I tried to do a trick
The board popped up and hit me in the dick
I got hit in the balls (sacktap!) 4x
Sacktap! 4x
In the pit, at a show
Fist were flying, no place to go
I was standing up against the wall
My friend Trey hit me in the balls
I got hit in the balls (sacktap!) 4x
Sacktap! 4x
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7. |
Closure
01:46
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You're the one who said hello, but you never said goodbye
You just stopped talking to me and I don't know why
Is it something that I said or something that I did?
Or is it because I like vicious sid?
Closure! It's all I really want
Closure! Buts its something I'll never get
Did you stop talking to me cuz you thought I was a jerk?
Is your excuse that you had too much work?
Did you think I was too poor?
Or was I just a bore?
Closure! It's all I really want
Closure! Buts its something I'll never get
Is it cuz I didn't go to a university?
Don't say it's you cuz I know it's me
You're just another pretty girl in my past
Good times come but they never seem to last
Closure! It's all I really want
Closure! Buts its something I'll never get
Pick it up!
There's nothing I'd rather do than say this to your face
But let's face it, we'll never be in the same place
So I'll write a song that you will never hear
Because my memories are yelling in my ear
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8. |
Pizza Crust Punk
01:34
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[CHORUS]
If it was a girl, I would marry it.
For all the pizza in the world, my job I would quit.
I love it and it loves me.
And thanks to it my belly's not empty.
[VERSE 1]
P-I-Z-Z don't forget the A.
I could pretty much eat it every single day.
So many toppings for me to choose.
If you don't like, it then I don't like you.
[CHORUS]
[VERSE 2]
I'll share it with a friend, or an enemy.
I love pizza, obviously.
It is my favorite meal.
I love pizza, that's just how I feel.
[BRIDGE]
Oh my gosh pizza, you're so fine.
How much is it gonna cost, to make you mine?
[CHORUS x 2]
Bleh!
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9. |
Punchline
02:42
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Knock knock, who's there?
The United States of America cares
Do you, get the punchline?
Or do you think it's all in my mind
We're better off than most places
But we still judge based off faces
America land of the free
Free to make fun of people like me
Knock knock, who's there?
The United States of America cares
Do you, get the punchline?
Or do you think it's all in my mind
Equality still doesn't exist
Unless there's something that I missed
America was never great
Because we're fueled by greed and hate
Knock knock, who's there?
The United States of America cares
Do you, get the punchline?
Or do you think it's all in my mind
There is so much on my mind (so much on my mind!)
And pizza I can't find (pizza I can't find)
Knock knock, who's there?
The United States of America cares
Do you, get the punchline?
Or do you think it's all in my mind
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For one split second I looked into your eyes
And I watched as my freewill said its goodbye
Our bodies in synced as we do our favorite dance
It's so obvious that I didn't stand a chance
I'm wasting my time 4x
You've got all the control and you don't even know
Wanna tell you how I feel, but I know you'll just say no
And its ok (ok!) Cuz it's not that smart
Saw the ending of our story and its just a broken heart
I'm wasting my time 4x
I'm wasting my time 4x
I'm wasting, wasting 8x
Wasting my time, I'm wasting my time
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